Hurricane Fenook

Rudy bursting out of his chair en route to laying a retarded smackdown on Elvis. Holy mother of crap. (The photo is still funnier.)

Yoda

Yoda doesn't call in nearly enough. But we must understand that, being Yoda, he has achieved rarified astral spheres and therefore is wise and compassionate enough to never call in to a radio show with anything less than A material. Unfortunately Yoda gets a little flustered on the phone sometimes, but when he starts to lose the thread he yet again demonstrates his Buddha-like equanimity by hooking his own ass.

Welcome Doghouse Fans

...all six of you!

I'm a professional illustrator who listens to talk radio to get through the day. Or I would if it didn't all suck. When I found this show I quickly got addicted, and wanted to be part of it in some small way. I work in an animation studio and can't call in without making a spectacle of myself, so I started sending cartoons whenever something gave me a funny idea. I generally do these very fast (believe it or not I don't have a lot of free time) and try to scan and email them while the topic is still fresh. I don't know how many of them get to the guys, but I have a great time doing them. Enjoy!

Lion Lady

Remember the interview with the woman who kept a lion on her farm? Except by the time they booked her the lion was long gone. But they had nothing better to do so they stayed on the phone for ten minutes sexually harassing a woman who used to have a lion. They sounded so depressed that they didn't have better guests, I wanted to cheer them up.

Lil' Doghouse

I took my time on this one, since it was the first one I sent in and I didn't want to look ameteur. Respect!

Since I was supposed to have been working on a show called "Kids Next Door" that day, I drew JV & Elvis in KND style. That's sort of like doing my work, right? (The director kind of didn't see it my way.)

Dummy, Fatty and Slutty!

My favorite day of the week is the day Jackie's in, and I wanted to do a tribute to her contributions to the show.

Five minutes after drawing this I heard them talking about the drawing on the air. Internets! JV wondered aloud who drew it, but of course I had forgotten to include any information about myself.

Click the image for bigness.

Super Rudy

I think the topic here was "when were you a hero", and Rudy said he once saved a girl's life, which sounded dramatic but turned out to be something like he stopped her from choking on her gum.

I could pretty much do Rudy cartoons all day if I didn't have to make a living.

Vampire GN

Gary the igloo-headed psychic was asked if GN intentionally backstabbed the show in going to her new job. He said that she had a devious side and he envisioned her with a fang, like Dracula. Aha! Nobody ever thought about giving her a vampire check I bet!

Most Embarassing Uniform

Everyone was complaining about the design of the first series of Doghouse shirts. Despite how Frankie-Goes-To-Hollywood-tastic they looked, JV was asking for listeners wear them out as much as possible to promote the show. Next topic: jobs that make you wear humiliating uniforms.